The Arsenal
Everything you need to win the week
Not a chore app. A scoreboard - with receipts, disputes, and bragging rights.
Weekly Scoreboard
Real-time weekly scores with a daily trend chart. Watch the lead change live as crimes and credits are logged. Scores reset every Monday - fresh start, same grudges.
Quick Log
One tap. Pick the rule. Done. File a crime in under two seconds. Log against your partner or self-report. Every log is timestamped and capped at one per rule per person per day.
Disputes & Jury Mode
Think a charge is bogus? File a dispute. Your partner has 48 hours to uphold or drop it. Can't agree? Send it to up to 3 friends for a blind jury vote - from any browser, no app needed. Majority rules. No appeals.
Point Banking
Won big? Bank up to 20% of your margin. Losing next week? Redeem banked points to close the gap. Strategy meets pettiness.
AI Roast
The AI reads every crime the loser committed and writes a personalised roast. It knows what they did. Share it or screenshot it - they're not living it down.
Share Cards
Generate a stylized results card showing the winner, scores, and biggest crime. Send via iMessage, post to Stories, or drop it in the group chat.
Rule Packs
Pre-built sets of 12 rules for different household types. Each pack: 6 crimes, 6 credits, balanced across low, medium, and high point values.
And even more
Photo Proof
Attach a photo when logging. The crumb scene. The wet towel. The receipts are real.
Win Streaks
Track consecutive weeks won. Build momentum. Watch your partner sweat.
Achievements
Unlock Certified Petty, Dish Dodger, Honest Abe, The Better Half. Ten to collect.
Historical Stats
Lifetime charts, all-time W/L record. Who really does more - with data.
Themes
Five curated colour themes: Berry Clash, Arcade Neon, Citrus Court, Purple Reign, Teal Flame.
Siri Shortcuts
"Hey Siri, log a crime." Voice-triggered accountability.
Push Notifications
Get buzzed the instant your partner files a crime.
Custom Rules
Create any rule with any point value. Your house, your rules.
Privacy First
Your household data lives in your iCloud. No accounts, no ads, no data selling.
Convinced yet?
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